10. Leave the gate open—the cows won’t bother it.
9. That horse doesn’t have an ounce of buck in him.
8. Don’t weaken and that ol’ cow will turn back.
7. This market still has some life in it — believe I’ll hold off on selling my corn for a few more days.
6. Been driving through this wet spot for 20 years and haven’t been stuck once.
5. There’s no way in creation that bull can go over that fence.
4. No rain in the forecast so just leave the pickup out in the field.
3. You can run a good 20 miles after the fuel gauge says empty.
2. Just stand your ground and that dog won’t bite.
1. Now watch — if you get right up close behind a calf you won’t get ... ^#$%!
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