Coronavirus Quotes That Show Brits Will Always Find The Funny Side, Even In A Crisis - elle.com

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Monday, March 23, 2020

The Coronavirus (Covid-19) outbreak has been devastating, globally. Of that, we can all agree. With the casualties rising, worrying press conferences, small businesses shuttering for the foreseeable and an over-extended health service, there's not been a lot of positive news to come out of the pandemic, naturally.

But as the British are wont to do, making light of the situation is the first port of call defence mechanism, to soothe collective anxiety. So whether that's quasi-philosophical coronavirus quotes or full-on coronavirus jokes, here is a sample of what's out there, to give you a little light relief.

Some have used their time to try and write pithy, impactful statements, while others are just here for the LOLs, with coronavirus memes or parodies.

Funny Coronavirus Quotes And Coronavirus Jokes

I don't think it's going to be that hard to stay 6 feet away from my wife during the outbreak...that's 94 feet closer than the restraining order says. #coronavirusjokes

— Dr. Hackinkoff (@hackinkoff) March 19, 2020

Social Distancing

I looked into her eyes, deep into the emerald green, my heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deeper, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought, blimey these binoculars are brilliant.#coronavirusjokes

— Paul O’Connor, #FBPE (@POCX100) March 21, 2020

“In Germany 🇩🇪 they are preparing for the crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese. That’s the Wurst Käse scenario.”#coronavirusjokes

— O Laparoto (@o_laparoto) March 17, 2020

Serious or Moving Coronavirus Quotes

Coronavirus Quotes About New Domestic Life

Things I thought I would never say: “Caitlin, let your grandfather try the game so he can beat that level for you.”

— Emily (@VirtualEm) March 16, 2020

Also, when you’re isolating in your home and you can’t understand why a bunch of dumbasses are still partying on beaches during a pandemic, watch Tiger King. Then you’re like, “Oh.”

— Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) March 22, 2020

Ok, she's not British, but Christina Aguilera likened quarantine to her 1999 hit 'Genie in a bottle' and we are totally here for it. Posting a clip from the original video, the pop superstar captioned the Instagram with some of the song's most fitting lyrics:

'“I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights...waiting for someone to release me” #SoundOn. What day is it?! Haha. Thanks for making me laugh during this crazy time. Love you guys. Please stay home if you can and stay safe. ❤️'

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